Spring Bored

Internal investigations are beginning into the mutilation of a prime office stapler. The popular office essential appears to have been ripped apart with it's assailant taking the calculated move of replacing the stapler and, now deformed and flailing, spring back into the drawer from which it was taken.

Initial speculation as to the cause of such an attack has focussed on staff skill levels at refilling staplers and investigators haven't ruled out random 'stop and fill' tests to search out the guilty party.