BEAUTIFUL NEW CHAIR (WITH SQUIRREL FREAK)

We have a truly magnificent new blue chair. It's made from corrugated cardboard and papier-mache but is really strong and very comfortable. It was made by a student from Ryde High School and now has pride of place in tea-break-corner. We're thinking of it as a slick management incentive: if you're really good (i.e don't lose the digital camera, wash up the cups, secure £1Million contract etc) then you get to sit in the Blue Sky Chair. If you've been really bad you have to sit in the bin. If you're really really good you get to wear the Magic Squirrel Head and sit in Blue Sky Chair. This is likely to be an extremely rare event however.The person opposite has been used purely for display purposes. He is actually not much good at all.